7 Great Gifts For The Winos On Your Holiday Shopping List
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There is one thing in this world that will keep a Wino quiet and happy: Wine. Or something to hold their wine. Or keep their wine fresh. Basically ANYTHING wine-related.
And I would bet that you have at least one wino on your list of holiday shopping.
Well not to worry because we found some pretty cool Wino gifts that I am sure will keep them smiling all holiday season....unless you run out of wine. 🍷
Take a look:
Oh my gosh....GET👏 ME👏 THIS👏 SHIRT👏! A lot of winos...at least the winos I hang out with...are crazy dog moms just like myself. Because really, is there anything better than drinking wine and spending some quality time with your fur baby? No. No there is not.
Okay...just give me a second to explain. You have a bottle of wine that uses a cork but you only want a glass or two. So what do you do to save the rest and keep it fresh? Introducing...the Wine Condom. Simply roll it over the top of the bottle and your wine is safely preserved.
Wino Eye Chart
I think this valiant piece of decor would go just about anywhere in my house. It's funny. It's neutral. And it's kind of true.
W.I.N.O.S. Wine Glass
It's true. Some people need coffee. Some people prefer water. But there is a large portion of the population that relies on wine to keep them sane. Whatever works!
Electric Wine Opener
It can be a lot of hard work to manually open wine bottles! You have to peel back the aluminum, twice the opener through the cork and even pull out the cork with your two bare hands! OY! Take the work out of the opening with this cool electric bottle opener. You'll become addicted. I promise you.
Picture this: you are in your pajamas for the evening, you sit down on the couch and THEN you realize that you could really go for a glass of wine. Simply flash whoever you are with the message on the bottom of this sock and EUREKA, a glass of wine has appeared. What a classic.
Did I miss any good ones? Oh WAIT.....
Duh! What good would all the gifts above be without the wine! There are various deals available, especially if you buy in bulk. Enjoy!
Now you all enjoy and please be sure to drink responsibly. Ta ta for now!
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