What If New Jersey Hosted Its Own Olympic-Style Games?

These are not sports in either the Winter or Summer Olympics, but if New Jersey had its way, they all would be.

Sports They Should Have If The Olympics Were Always In New Jersey

The world plays ice hockey, ski jumping, and luge. Here in New Jersey, we have our own Olympic Sports.

Our sports wouldn't be your typical ones. We'd have sports that New Jersey residents would be the best at, and we'd mostlikely be the only ones who understand them.

Here are the "sports" we think would be the most New Jersey sports for our own version of the Olympics.

The Sports We'd Choose For The New Jersey Olympics

Here are the three "sports" we chose for our own versions of the Olympics. These have New Jersey written all over them.

Green Light Dash - It's all about the eyes-to-feet coordination. Who's first out of the gate when the light turns green?

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Christmas Mall Parking Relay - We are the world capital of malls, and we can locate and acquire the one parking spot left better than anyone in the world.

Lane Change Luge - No signal lights, no hitting the brakes, and no concern for the speed limit. We've all seen this sport.

We would win a lot of gold in New Jersey if these were Olympic sports. Good luck to all the athletes in the real sports. Thanks for making us all proud.